20 Ways To Annoy Your Teacher
Rebecca
L, Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, Age 12
1. When asked a question during math, call out, “World War Two”
2. Loudly tap your pencil to the tune of Jeopardy during a test.
3. Write the words; “I hate school” in permanent marker
on your forehead.
4. Two words, “Whoopee cushion”.
5. Stare blankly into space while she is talking.
6. Have yellow sticky notes on your desk that show equations of the
one-times-table, cause’ you need to remember them.
7. Before a math test, repeat out loud to yourself so everyone can
hear you, “2+2+4, 2+2=4…”
8. When asked to hand in a homework assignment ask, “What mean
home-work?”
9. During a test, loudly ask for the answers from your imaginary friends.
10. During the “O Canada” at an assembly, yell out the
words to the American anthem.
11. Always put up your hand when the teacher asks the class a question,
even if you don’t know the answer.
12. Take your teacher’s pen, leave a ransom note demanding,
“One Bagazillion dollars and “accidentally” sign
your name.
13. Make paper signs and go on strike because you are overworked and
“underpaid”.
14. Address your teacher as “boss”
15. Make a “phone” out of tin cans and a string; use it
to talk to your friend during class.
16. On your first day of school, if you have a new teacher and you
are asked a question, answer, “My mommy told me not to talk
to strangers.”
17. When you’ve asked your teacher a question and she is done
answering ask, “Is that your final answer?” in your best
Regis Philman voice.
18. When you are correcting your work, make each checkmark like the
Nike swoosh and write, “Just do it” under each one.
19. When it is your teacher’s birthday, write, “_________
is ______ years old today” all over the school and add an extra
zero to the age.
20. If you are anything like the people in my class, this is the easiest
way to really annoy your teacher, and I know it works because I got
it from one the, “victims” themselves. You just have to…come
to school!
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