From Issue #23
THE WORLD
Global Issues
CANADA
Freshly Sealed
Freshly
sealed The great Canadian seal hunt picked up lots of media coverage
this year, with celebrities such as Pamela Anderson, Paul McCartney
and Brigitte Bardot speaking out against the slaughter, and 80s
Britrock star Morissey canceling all his Canadian tour dates in
protest. This year close to 300,000 baby seals were again killed
by being smashed in the head with clubs and hakapiks (a pole with
metal spikes on the end). Animal rights groups claim up to 42%
of the seals are skinned alive. Protestors tried to interfere
with the hunters’ boats, and hunters were reported to respond
by throwing seal guts at the activists. Canada is one of only
five countries that allow killing of the baby seals, and the celebrity
protestors suggested that the brutality is a black mark on an
otherwise respectable country.
UNITED
STATES
Too Hot in the Kitchen for the Chef
Hit
cartoon series South Park pokes fun at everything it possibly
can, shrugging off the complaints of offended celebrities and
groups. A regular target for laughs has been religion. Jews, Christians, Muslims
and Mormons among others have been made fun of over the years.
And for nine years, Isaac Hayes, the actor who was the voice for
character Chef laughed along. It stopped being funny when the
show finally made fun of his “church” of Scientology
(conceived by a sci-fi writer in the 1950s). Hayes quit the show
in protest claiming “inappropriate ridicule” of religion,
which sounds like “I can laugh at you but you can’t
laugh at me.” The writers promptly had Chef’s character
killed off in an episode where he joins a cult
SOUTH
AMERICA
Getting Rid of the Old Guard
In
election after election in South America the political parties
that have ruled for a generation are getting kicked out of power.
With tight connections to the rich upper classes and often rough
histories of getting their way, finally other political parties
that claim to better represent the less-wealthy majority of people
are winning elections. Chile has elected its first woman President,
a single mom and former surgeon who was once imprisoned and tortured
by a previous Chilean government. In Peru a popular former military
rebel has been elected President. Most surprising of all perhaps,
Bolivia’s new President is an Indian coca farmer (as in
cocaine), who promised during his election campaign to be “a
nightmare for the government of the United States.”
FRANCE
Cheese, Wine and Protests
Fortunately
they haven’t been able to successfully export their protests,
so far. Last November, most French cities erupted into violence
and flames as Muslim youths rioted to protest their difficulties
being accepted into mainstream French society and the workforce.
Thousands of parked cars were torched and thousands of arrests
were made in clashes with police. Emergency powers and curfews
eventually calmed things down and the government went to work
on a plan to help ease very high youth unemployment rates. This
spring a new law was passed that made it easier to hire (and fire)
young workers. However, the firing part set off a new round of
protests by youths (joined by workers’ unions). The government
scrapped the law but the youth unemployment rate remains a simmering
problem.
UNITED
KINGDOM
Case of the Missing Sparrows
Common
House Sparrows used to be just that: very common in British cities
and towns for centuries. In fact, the species has cohabited closely
with Europeans for 10,000 years. Now they’ve mostly disappeared
from a lot of cities and nobody seems to be sure why. Six years
ago a British newspaper put out a reward for $10,000 to anyone
who could present a properly accepted scientific answer and no-one
has yet figured it out. The best guess so far is that sparrow
parents are no longer able to find enough protein-rich small insects
to feed their newly-hatched babies. The decline in the population
of the sparrows is also being seen in cities throughout Europe
and many explanations are being tossed around such as cell-phone
signals, pesticides and climate change.
JAPAN
Yakyu Very Much
It
used to be called “America’s Game,” but it seems
there are lots of countries around the world who play it better
than the Americans these days. This spring sixteen national baseball
teams came together to battle in the first-ever World Baseball
Classic, which now takes place every four years. Countries like
Korea, Dominican Republic and Mexico had impressive performances
that outshone the host American squad. Even Canada beat the U.S.
in an early round 8-6 victory. The exciting final match, played
in San Diego, was between the strong Japanese and Cuban teams,
and Japan won 10-6. Back home in Japan, where baseball is called
yakyu, the team’s victory was a massive source of pride
with nearly half of the country tuning in to watch the final.
IRAQ
War is Never Civil
The
disaster George Bush and friends created by unnecessarily invading
Iraq three years ago keeps getting worse. Despite the thousands
of young American soldiers that have died trying to rebuild
the country they tore apart, a peaceful outcome looks further
away than ever. The main Muslim ethnic groups generally hate
each other: the Sunnis (who used to be in power), the Shiites
(who are now in power) and the Kurds (who should really have
their own country). And lately these rivalries have become what
can only be called civil war with well over a thousand Iraqis
being killed monthly. Is there a solution? Normally we would
invade and force U.S. style democracy on them, but that’s
actually what caused all this.
AFGHANISTAN
And We’re Helping These Guys?
Want
to avoid getting your head chopped off in Afghanistan? Here’s
a tip, don’t become a Christian if you’re already
a Muslim. In a case that caught the attention of the world, Abdul
Rahman, a father of two, faced the death penalty for converting
to Christianity. Rahman was ratted out by family members and when
arrested he confessed that he had become a Christian sixteen years
earlier. According to Islamic and Afghani law it’s a crime
punishable by death, and a chorus of politicians and religious
leaders called for his execution. Seeing a huge publicity nightmare
if the execution took place, the leaders of the country (backed
by the Christian West) opted to have Rahman declared insane and
unfit to be tried. He was quickly shipped off to Italy.