ENTERTAINMENT
From Issue #10
Treble
Charger
A Look at their Secret Addictions
by
Liane Beam
Detox is a significant, all too familiar word in the entertainment
business. But to Treble Charger it’s just a word
lifted from the first verse of their single, 
“Hundred
Million,”and the title of one of the band’s
latest offerings. WhileDetox holds no deeper meaning,
it doesn’t mean that they don’t have any vices.
The guys fessed up to Faze and gave us their top ten list
of highly addictive things:
1.HUGS AND CUDDLES
Reason: For obvious reasons.
2.RED JUJUBES
Reason: Because they’re the best ones. You can’t
stop eating them. You save them until the last. Black
ones are okay. Yellow and green are the worst. Orange
ones are a very close second. But reds are the best.
3.
LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH
Reason: Because they’re long and they’re on
a beach and they’re romantic.
4.ASPARAGUS
Reason: Because it tastes really good and it makes your
pee smell funny.
5.
BUYING CDS
Reason: We’re addicted to buying CDs. We like to
buy them and just have them.
6.ESPRESSO
Reason: You gotta love caffeine and the taste.
7.
ALL OF THE AUSTIN POWERS MOVIES
Reason: No explanation necessary.
8.
CELL PHONES
Reason: Everyone is there. It’s like a walkie-talkie
with your friends, like when you were a kid, and who didn’t
want that?
9.
SLEEPING
Reason: Rest, napping, having a good lie-in. Turning over
the pillow to get the cold side. Sleeping in all its forms.
10.
PRE-FAB MUSIC
Reason: We’re addicted to musicians that we can
safely and happily hate like *NSync and Britney Spears.
I don’t think we could go without having bands like
that to diss all the time.
